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MARRIAGE JOKES


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From: bangambiki <cmukayoboka@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:43:05 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [The Laughington Post] MARRIAGES JOKES
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

MARRIAGES JOKES

Marines Marriage Math


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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his
breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there
is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the
morning?"

"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."


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A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.


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A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he
had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter
their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the
gardener."


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A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just
won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the
mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"


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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same
thing: "You can have mine."


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"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get
married?"

"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."


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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."


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How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.


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Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your
house and car with them.

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Posted By bangambiki to The Laughington Post at 9/21/2009 05:43:00 AM



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