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Mbese Indayi Iruta Umugore?

Iki ni igitekerezo umusomyi yasize ku Igituba.org kuri ino nkuru "UKO NAKOZE KU GITUBA CY'UMUKOBWA UBWA MBERE
":

ICO NSHIMA INDAYI

Hari ibituma vyinshi abagabo bo mumiji bishimira kurondera indaya iyo bashatse gushimishwa n` igitsina:

- Indaya ikubwira karibu neza ikwereka ko igushaka mugihe hari abagore bagerageza kwumvisha abagabo ko barushe imissi yose

-Iyo mwumvikanye kw`ibeyi indayi itega amaguru neza, ikagushukwisha, ikakunyongera yinihisha.Umugore wanje aragarama gusa ibisigaye nkimenya aho vyoryoshe akinamura ngo ndarushe nyarutsa.

-Amafaranga yo guha indayi iyo ifise aho ipanze ni makeya cane ntashobora gukenesha uwo ariwe wese.

-Ikindi, indayi yamana agakingirizo, iragushukwisha,ikakakwambika,
ikagushirira imboro mugituba, ikakakwambura uhejeje,ikanaguha n` amazi yo gukaraba.Umugore wanje ambwira ko arije no muhanagura iyo yibutse kukimpa nka rimwe mu ndwi, no gufungura ntiyigera ambwira karibu, hari aho ndamurindira nateba ndaba television nkabona arahejeje gufungura akambaza ngo uno musi nturya?Ikimuryohera niyo ndamuteguriye icayi canke ivyamwa arya avuye kukazi ariko nta merci ndamwumvana.

-Icanyuma, ntawumenya ikingeza iyo nigiriye kuraba indayi.Ino mpereye ibihumbi bitatu kumuswero umwe ubibuze waza ugomba ugapfa.Ariko ntimwime umubiri ico ushaka ngo mwihatiye amashetani y` abagore. Gura igituba kw` iduka, baza abahabona.igisubizo kuri bukombea@yahoo.fr

Inkuru bisa

Kuki Igituba cy'Ikibano Kiryoha?
Guswera Indayi
Indayi Zirashukana


Nkunda Imboro Cyane

Commentaire y'Umusomyi wacu ku ri www.igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "KUNYAZA:GUSWERA UMUGORE
AKANYARA.":

Alice. Mfite imyaka 19 ntuye muri UK, nkunda imboro cyane kuburyo
butumvikana nyamara ngira ubwoba bwo gutanga igituba, iyo nsomanye na
boyfriend akankorakora gake ikariso ihita yuzura amazi, nkashyukwa
bikabije igituba kikandya cyane, imitsi ikarega nkabura amahoro pe! Iyo
ntekereje imboro ibaye iri mu gituba ibyorogamo gahoro gahoro numva
nsheshe urumeza. Ubuse n'abandi niko bibagendera, ese ubu nzihangana
kugeza nshatse, aha!!!!. A

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at October 12, 2009 9:20 AM


Ibanga ryo Guswera

Igitekerezo cya Peter. Nakongeraho ko ugomba kumenya kumuganiriza ngo
akiguhane ubwuzu

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From: PETER <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:38:12 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on IMBORO NTO.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

PETER has left a new comment on your post "IMBORO NTO":

GUTSERA NEZA BITERWA N'UBWUZU UMUKOBWA AGUHAANYE IGITUBA IYO AKIGUHAYE
ATABISHAKA NEZA NAWE UCIKA INTEGE

Posted by PETER to IGITUBA at October 11, 2009 8:38 AM



Kuki imboro igwa ntarangije guswera

None se usanzwe ugira ibibazo byo kudashyukwa?Niba atari ibyo uba
wumva ko iyo uhagije umugore uba urangije akazi, ni ugushimishana.
Ibyo biba no ku bagore umugabo yamara kurangiza umugore ati"wikirirwa
ukomeza nta kibazo mfite".Biterwa no kumenyerana cyane ya maji
y'urukundo rushyushye imaze gushira, niyo mpamvu abakundana bagomba
kwita ku rukundo rwabo kuko "nta rurabo rutoha rutuhiwe".

2009/10/9, Twagirayezu Spiridio <tspiridio@yahoo.fr>:
>
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> ---
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> Muraho ? Ni mpamvu ki ituma rimwe na rimwe nkora imibonano
> mpuzabitsina n'umugore wanjye akarangiza, njyewe igitsina cyanjye kigata
> umurego hatabayeho gusohora (éjaculation) ? Bishoboka mwansubiza vuba .
> Murakoze.

Video za Kutombana

Angalia video za kutombana hapa
http://videozakutombana.blogspot.com


Kuki ntakunda gushyukwa

Kuri iki kibazo cyo gushyukwa soma hano
http://www.igituba.org/2008/02/iyo-ngiye-guswera-imboro-ndayibura.html

2009/10/7, françois xavier niyitegeka <fraxan@yahoo.fr>:
> Muraho? Nasomye site yanyu mbona mushobora kumfasha, muzi ko abagabo benshi
> babyukana umushyukwe mu gjtondo ariko njye mbiheruka nkiri muto, nkeka ko
> byaba bjterwa n'uko kera nkiri muri secondaire nakundaga kwikinisha ariko
> simbihamya none nakora iki ko iyo ngiye guswera ntinda gushyukwa cyane, ku
> buryo umugore mbona yarambiwe kandi n' iyo nshyutswe nta murego ufatika mba
> mfite ku bburyo ntanakwambara prudence. rwose mumfashe mungire inama .
> Murakoze ni Frank
>
> __________________________________________________
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> En finir avec le spam? Yahoo! Mail vous offre la meilleure protection
> possible contre les messages non sollicités
> http://mail.yahoo.fr Yahoo! Mail


Imana n'Igitsina

Siridiyo ngo imana izatubaza ko twasweranye, izanatubaza ko twariye,
byose ni besoins biologiques gusa abakunda uwo mukino ntimukibagirwe
"agafuka" . Uwo mukino uraryoha ariko hihishemo ikirura. Sida yafatiye
habi yo kanyagwa, ubonye iyo wenda ifatira mu nzoga!!None yahereye ku
kintu kiryoha kurusha ibindi-aho abantu bakomoka!!

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 2009 16:07:31 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on VIDEO ZO GUSWERA.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "VIDEO ZO GUSWERA":

Ariko se Imana nibitubaza tuzasubiza iki mmwa bagabo mw???Kurya yahaye
bamwe ibyinjira mu bindi ni ngombwa kubikora uko
twishakiye???ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.Cyakora icy'abakobwa kiremanywe ubuhanga
kuko gifite isoko idakama Imean amazi....
Sildio/Nur

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at October 6, 2009 4:07 PM



Abasomyi b'Igituba

Abasomyi bajya batwandikira kuri bangambiki@igituba.org batubaza
cyangwa batanga ibitekerezo ku gitsina. Ushobora gusoma ibiganiro
tugirana hano tugafatanya
http://abasomyiigituba.blogspot.com
Iga byose ku gusohora
http://gusohora.blogspot.com
Soma inkuru zose z'IGITUBA hano
http://igitubaproject.blogspot.com


Imana no Guswera

Iyi ni commentaire y'umusomyi wa http://www.igituba.org kuri article
"Indayi Zirashukana"

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 2009 03:17:59 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on INDAYI ZIRASHUKANA.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "INDAYI ZIRASHUKANA":

Harakabaho Bibiliya ivuga ukuri, kukibazo cy'abantu benshi nabonye hano
kuri iyi site birirwa bavuga ibyiza byo guswera(gusambana) bazasome
n'iyi mirongo mike iboneka mugitabo cy'Imigani nibarangiza bakore
comparaison kandi bamenye ko ingaruka z'icyaha ari urupfu. Mugomba
kwigisha abantu ibyimibonano mpuzabitsina (Education sexuelle) niba
koko mufite les spécialistes en sexologie no gusubiza ibibazo byabo
ariko kwishimira uko basweye abayaya babo nuko basweye abaplanto imyaka
6, uko basweye ba nyina nabasweye abakobwa babo nabandi benshi
bishimira ibyo bakoze nko guswera umukozi wo murugo, abasambanye
ninshuti zaje kubafasha umwitozo bamenye ko impera nimperuka
bazabibazwa ni iyaduhanze kuri wamunsi wo guca imanza zitabera
nibaramuka batabyihannye no kubireka. Mwakoze kutugezaho niyi mirongo
mike ya Bibiriya yera

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at October 6, 2009 3:17 AM


Iyo ngiye guswera imboro iragwa

Kwikinisha ni ibisanzwe ntibibuza guswera ahubwo guswera ni
ukwizerana, imboro ishobora guhita igwa kubera kutizera uwo mugiye
kubikorana, ubwoba bw'indwara cyangwa ko gapote yacika.Iyo uranzwe
wikinisha wibaza icyo ushaka bikakuyobera

2009/10/6, Jean Damascène Ndayambaje <ndayambadamas@yahoo.fr>:
> Muraho?Nitwa Damas,mbanje kubashimira ku bw&#39;inyigisho mutanga,ariko
> mfite utubazo ngira ngo mumfashe:kuki njya guswera kandi
> nashyutswe,nagirango ngiye kwambara prudence igahita igwa?Ese byaba uri
> ukubera ko nikinisha?Mumfashe rwose ndakomerewe kuko bigiye kuntandukanya
> n&#39;inshuti yanjye.Murakoze my adress is:ndayamba damas@yahoo.fr
>
> __________________________________________________
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> En finir avec le spam? Yahoo! Mail vous offre la meilleure protection
> possible contre les messages non sollicités
> http://mail.yahoo.fr Yahoo! Mail
>


Wamenya ute ko umukobwa abishaka

Uyu musomyi arabaza

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 2009 09:45:38 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on AMOKO Y'IBITUBA.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "AMOKO Y'IBITUBA":

ese ufute inshuti mugakunda kuganira cyane, wamenya gute ko abishaka
utarinze kubimusaba,ambese agaragaza ate ibimenyetso byumushyukwe,
muzansubize mukoresheje iyi e-mail (rezetwi@yahoo.fr), ndifuza cyane
cyane ibisubizo byabakombwa nyirubwite

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at October 4, 2009 9:45 AM


Guswera si Umukino

Singombwa imyitozo igitsina si umukino nubatse ntarabikoraho ariko
narabimenye. Uzigire kuri www.igituba.org ibindi uzabyigana
n'umukunzi.Soma inkuru z'igituba http://igitubaproject.blogspot.com

2009/10/1, Isaac NKORERIMANA <nkore18@yahoo.fr>:
> Jwewe nitwa Nkorerimana Isaacnkaba ndaha muri CANADA.
> nASHAKA NDABABAZE IKIBAZO KIMWE.
> Jewe nfite imyaka 25 kandi ntabwo ndashaka.
> None nshobora gushaka umukobwa wo kwubakana nawe ntaragiraurukundo numunsi
> numwe canke nuko nobanza kurondera umuntu anyigisha ukungene babigira ?
> Muncamake ntabwo ndaryamana numukobwa ngo nunve ingene bimeze.
> None nshobora kurondera umukobwa nkabanza nkashaka uburyo babikora muko
> nshaka uyotwubakana?
> Ubwo ndiphuza kwunviriza ukungene biryoshe hanyuma ndondere uyo twubakana?
> Munshaka mushobora kundonkakuri 4189988433.
>
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Urubyiruko n'igitsina

Email ya Pasteur Shinga Jeremie

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From: shinga jeremie <shijeremie@yahoo.fr>
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:19:43 +0000 (GMT)
Subject: greetings
To: bagambaki@igituba.org

Har,umunsi Imana izabaza , burimuntu kikibazo. wagiraga urukundo
rushingiye kuki?
Harabantu bakundana urukundo rushingiye kumibonano mpuzabitsina,urwo
Nurukundo rwiyisi.
ariko urworukundo kenshi abantu, bakundana , ntibaruha imipaka,
murikigihe biteye ubwoba ,ahumwana wumukobwa aba umugore nukuvuga
amenya umugabo atarashaka , umuhungu akamenya abagore barenze umwe
atararushinga, igikurikiraho iyo bamaze kurushinga batangira Gucyana
inyuma , ntawe unyurwa nuwo barwubakanye, Impanvu , nuko bakoze
imibonano mpuza bitsina igihe cyabo kitaragera , abashakanye
barasambanye mbere yuko bashakana, nikibazo izongo kenshi zisenyuka
vuba !!! .
Urwo turwita urukundo rubi.
Harabahungu nabakobwa murikigihe, babarokore cyangwase abakristo,
satani yambuye agacyiro kabo, iyobapanga kurushinga kenshi , usanga
bakora imibonano mpuza bitsina mbere yuko bashingiranwa mubudyo
bwemewe namategeko ! uwonumwuka wiyisi ukorera mubatubaha imana
winjiye mubana b'Imana!
Impanvu zibitera ibyo byose ntakindi nuko urukundo rwogukunda Imana
Rwagabanutse mumitima yabantu , urukundo rwogukunda isi nibirimo
nokwigana abadakijijwe rurarwira!
urashaka kuzarushinga ntirunyeganyege?
Vamunzira Zubusambanyi
Urashaka kubaumwizerwa kuwomuteganya kurushinga? irinde kumwamburira
ubusa Igihe kitaragera.
Ibyo dukora kenshi nibyo bitugiraho ingaruka muminsi irimbere !
Ndangije nkwifuriza amahoro Y'Imana.
Iyibarwa yoherereze abantu batanu nukuvuga basore abahunga cyangwase abakobwa.
Pastor Shinga M Jeremie


Igituba Kiragahoraho

Inkuru y'umusomyi wa http://www.igituba.org
http://hotgirlsfinder.blogspot.com

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:20:04 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on KUNYAZA:GUSWERA UMUGORE AKANYARA..
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "KUNYAZA:GUSWERA UMUGORE
AKANYARA.":

Nimpamo pe;mujye mureka dushimire
imana yaduhaye umuco mwiza,iyo abandi banyafulikansnga dufite byinshi
tubarusha,turatandukanye cyane nabo
nahubundi Igituba kiragahoraho
nibaza iyo isi izakubaho imboro gusa?

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at September 26, 2009 2:20 PM



Umurokore n'Umusundi

Igitekerezo cy'umusomyi

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:20:56 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on GUSWERA MU NNYO (IGICE CYA MBERE).
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "GUSWERA MU NNYO (IGICE
CYA MBERE)":

Bantu muswera mwirinde rwose kuko mushavuza Imana. Dore guswera ni
byiza iyo bibaye mu mategeko. Lakini iyo abantu baswera batabanje
kubyemererwa, bahita bashavuza Rugira pe! Nayo guswera munyo birakabije
da. Iyo ni inkuru pe!Jye ndibaza ko bitanabaho da? Nayo nimba abantu
aho guswera mu musundi bahita baswera munyo, uyo n umuvumo ukabije.
Abantu ni bihane bahindukire nayo ahandi izaduhana nk uko yahhanye
abantu bi Sodoma na Gomora. Guswera utabirekuriwe n amakosa. Ese hari
couple baheza baswerana mu nnyo?

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at September 25, 2009 7:20 PM


Fwd: [IGITUBA] New comment on Uko Nasweye Umukobwa mu Gihe Gito Tumenyanye.

Igitekerezo cy'umusomyi ku nkuru zo guswera

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 07:48:10 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on Uko Nasweye Umukobwa mu Gihe Gito Tumenyanye.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Uko Nasweye Umukobwa mu
Gihe Gito Tumenyanye":

Ariko se ko muvuga ngo uriya muhungu wasweye yarangiza akajya mu bukwe
arabeshya,muragirango bigende bite?Ubundi iyo uganira ibyo guswerana
ushyiramo amakabyankuru,ukayicuranga ukayica umurya kuko ikigamijwe ni
ukugirango abantu bashyukwe kandi bigireho uburyo budasanzwe bwo
guswerana.Ukuri ntigukenewe cyane rero kuko ikigamijwe ni ukuganira ku
gituba n'imboro.Fiction nayo ni sawa da!!!Muswere ariko mutibagirwa
capote!!!

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at September 26, 2009 7:48 AM


UBURYO BUNYURANYE BWO GUSWERA

Igitekerezo cy'umusomyi

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:04:17 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on GUSWERA NOGUSWERWA:UBURYO BUNYURANYE6.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "GUSWERA
NOGUSWERWA:UBURYO BUNYURANYE6":

CYAKORA IYI MISSIONNARY POSITION NI IYA MBERE.GUSA SI BYIZA KUYIKORA
BURIGIHE KU MUNTU WAWE.IRAMBIRANA VUBA.MUKORA IZINDI MWAJYA KURANGIZA
AKABA ARI BWO MUYIKORA KUKO ITUMA MURANGIZA MUKUNDANYE CYANE KUKO MUBA
MUFITE CONTACT IRI INTIME CYANEEEEEEEEEEEE. ARIKO GUCUMITA CYANE SI
BYIZA AHUBWO MURI IYI POSITION UMUGABO ASHOBORA KUMVA IMBORO IGEZE KURE
BIHAGIJE AKAREKA UMUGORE AKABA ARIWE UNYEGANYEGA KUMURUSHA, ASA NUSHAKA
KUYIKWIKIRAMO,BIRARYOHA CYANE KANDI MUGATINDA KURANGIZA.ICYOGIHE
UMUGORE ABA AFITE IMBORO MU GITUBA AKANAGEREKAHO GUKUBA RUGONGO KURI
PUBIS Y'UMUGABO.IYO ATAZI KWIHANGANA ARARIRA CG AKAVUZA INDURU.
MUBASWERE NABO BISHIME SHA!!!

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at September 26, 2009 8:04 AM


UMUGORE WANGA KUNYAZWA

Ikibazo cy'umusomyi. Dufatanye kumusubiza
http://kunyazaumugore.blogspot.com

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:46:40 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on HAZA UMUGORE WAWE UYU MUNSI.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "HAZA UMUGORE WAWE UYU
MUNSI":

ese umugore wanga kunyazwa, wikundira gucumitwa gusa kandi twe dushaka
kunyaza wabigenza ute??

Ndubatse ariko uwanjye iyo nshatse kunyaza arasimbuka, nacumita
nkarangiza vuba, najya hanze banyarira ngashaka kuyasiga yose aho.
Nkore iki mbigenze nte??!!

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at September 26, 2009 4:46 AM


MARRIAGE JOKES


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From: bangambiki <cmukayoboka@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:43:05 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [The Laughington Post] MARRIAGES JOKES
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

MARRIAGES JOKES

Marines Marriage Math


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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his
breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there
is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the
morning?"

"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."


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A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.


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A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he
had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter
their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the
gardener."


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A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just
won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the
mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"


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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same
thing: "You can have mine."


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"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get
married?"

"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."


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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."


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How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.


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Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your
house and car with them.

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Posted By bangambiki to The Laughington Post at 9/21/2009 05:43:00 AM



HOT MENS JOKES

MEN JOKES



A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.


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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."


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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, carees her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.


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A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.

"What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"

The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."


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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."


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What does a man consider a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack of beer.


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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that fucking map!"


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In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,".

And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"


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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.


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10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.

Conclusion:

Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

Moral:

Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!


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Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front. The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.

"No", the man replied. "Land-mines."


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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.

The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."

The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."

They then asked the woman, "What are you?"

She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."


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A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.

He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good-looking?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, my son."

The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."

LOVE JOKES

LOVE JOKES


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http://thefatalwoman.blogspot.com/
http://dailymarriagetips.blogspot.com/


A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."


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After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a headache?"


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A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?"

The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two make passionate love and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy idiot."


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A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.

He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good-looking?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, my son."

The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."

MARRIAGES JOKES

MARRIAGES JOKES


Marines Marriage Math
 

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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."


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A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.


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A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."


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A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"


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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."


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"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"

"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."


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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."


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How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.


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Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

MICROSOFT JOKES

MICROSOFT JOKES

http://thewinningmind.blogspot.com/


Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"

Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's twenty below outside ..."


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They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.


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No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1. They replicate quickly. ... Okay, Windows does that.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. ... Okay, Windows does that.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. ... Okay, Windows does that too.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. ... Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. ... Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus. ... It's a bug.


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Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"

Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."

Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"


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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself):

"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1) For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2) Every time they painted new lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3) Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4) Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5) Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6) Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7) The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8) New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9) The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10) Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11) GM would also require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12) Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13) You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.


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This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.


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If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?


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Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.


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Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.
 
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If Windows is the solution, can we please have the problem back?
 

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.


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They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows.


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In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.


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A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous. At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: "Hey, where am I?". The solitary office worker replies: "You're in an airplane.". The pilot immediately executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the airport's runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers ask the pilot how he did it. "Elementary," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100% correct but absolutely useless; therefore, I knew that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is three minutes away on a course of 87 degrees."


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The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
 

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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself):

"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1) For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2) Every time they painted new lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3) Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4) Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5) Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6) Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7) The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8) New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9) The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10) Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11) GM would also require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12) Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13) You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.

IGITUBA CY'IKIBANO-UKO NASWEYE UMUKOZI WO MU RUGO

Inkuru y'umusomyi wacu. Turagushimiye. Hey tubwire nawe uko wasweye!
Twandikire bangambiki@igituba.org

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:15:53 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on UKO NASWEYE UMUPLANTO-GAKURU.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "UKO NASWEYE
UMUPLANTO-GAKURU":

Reka mbabwire uko nasweye umukozi wo murugo.
Umunsi umwe namubajije impamvu mutuma akanga gutumika ansubiza ko
bamubujije kugira icyo amfasha nti ese ko uri inkumi nanjye nkaba
umusore nigute utamfasha najye nkagufasha mubyo ukeneye dore ko nkorera
amafaranga aruta ayo ukorera. Nti tubyumvikanyeho ko uzankorera isuku
mucyumba, ukamesa ni imyenda namashuka ndyamamo? ati sawa ariko uzajya
umfasha kumavuta yo kwisiga nti ok. Nti noneho kugira ngo ubwoba
bushire wumve ko turi inshuti yumusore ni nkumindagusoma nkore no
kumabere bitume untinyuka nkinshuti, mwegereye naramusomye ahita azana
ururimi ndarwonka biratinda ariko yanga ko nkora kumabere. hadashize
kabiri navuye kwishuri bwije arankingurira turaganira ndamusoma nkora
no kumabere nti ariko nuburenganzira bwawe,ningusaba uzahitamo kwemera
no guhaklana. bukeye twarakinye cyane mbasha kumukora mugituba mubajije
niba twazakorera aho ati uzagure udukingirizo. umugoroba umwe
naratashye nsanga ahetse umwana ndamubwira nti ryamisha umwana turebe
icyo twakwimarira yaramuryamishije arasohoka arongera yinjira aho
yaryamaga nanjye musangamo ahagaze mpita musoma mukora mugituba
ndamuterura mushyira kuburiri ndamucumita gahoro mpita nsohora ariko
nyuma yaho namusweye izindi nshuro3. ntagituba kiryoha nkico kwiba

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Date: Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:56:19 +0200
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Date: Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:53:11 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on GUSOMANA.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "GUSOMANA":

abantu mwese musoma inkuru zii site ndabinginze guhera ubu buri wese
ashake umukobwa cg umuhungu baswerane maze yumve uko bimera .wari
wagera mu ijuru udapfuye...maze kubikora none ndumva umunezero
udasanzwe nari narahishwe byinjshi

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IMBORO ISIRAMUYE N'IDASIRAMUYE


Laugh Aloud!

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From: HABYARIMANA BANGAMBIKI <bangambiki@igituba.org>
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 2009 11:32:20 +0200
Subject: IMBORO ISIRAMUYE N'IDASIRAMUYE
To: Singirankabo J Damasene <damusing12@yahoo.fr>

Komera Damascene, usiramuye n'udasiramuye bose baswera neza iyo bazi
icyo bakora. Ubushakashatsi buvuga ko usiramuye atinda kurangiza kuko
umutwe w'imboro uba wambaye ubusa waragabanyije ubworohe(sensibilité)
kubera guhora yikuba ku myenda, ibi bituma atinda kurangiza bityo
agahaza umugore gusa iyo bikabije ababaza umugore. Imboro idasiramuye
ni karemano kandi iswera neza danger gusa ni iyo gusohora vuba kuko
iryoherwa vuba. Ugomba kwirinda gusohora vuba nkuko tubisobanura mu
gitabo KUNYAZA GUKUNA GUSWERA kiri ku http://www.igituba.org
Kuri iyo famille bazegere muganga.
ibitabo twanditse biri hano
http://bangbooks.blogspot.com
inkuru z'igitsina
http://igitubaproject.blogspot.com
http://www.laughingtonpost.com

2009/8/21, Singirankabo J Damasene <damusing12@yahoo.fr>:
> muraho. mporambashimira inama mudahwema kutugira niyo mpamvu numva nahora
> mbasobanuza ibyansobaniye. none se ni irihe tandukaniro hagati y' umuntu
> ukora imibonano mpuzabitsina yarisiramuje n' undi utarisiramuza ? ninde
> urangiza mberekandibiterwa niki, ninde uryoherwa cyane kurusha undi? ninde
> uryohereza umugore cyane kurusha undi.
>
> ikindi kibazo mfite umugabo w'inshuti yanjye umugorewe yambwiye ko
> ntanarimwe aramurangiriza kandi uwo mugabo yanze kujya kwa muganga ngo
> batazamusea kandi yiyubashye cyane mwagira namaki uwo mugabo cyangwa uwo
> mugore. MURAKOZE KANDI Imana ibahe umugisha
>

KUKI NTINDA GUSHYUKWA

Komera. Abantu ntibateye kimwe niba uri muzima wihangayika
ntawagutumye amaturu. Hari ba mushyukwa ndende babishoboye niba
atariko uteye byikubabaza. Ariko niba utarashaka waba ufite ubwoba
bwihishe bwo gutera inda cyangwa hari aho utiyemera ku bakobwa. Ubundi
ujye wirinda gusohora mbere y'umukobwa kuko ntacyo waba ukimumariye
kuko utinda gushyukwa. Soma igitabo KUNYAZA GUKUNA GUSWERA kiri ku
http://www.igituba.org na http://bangbooks.blogspot.com kizagufasha
Udasobanukiwe turahari

2009/8/21, Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>:
> Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "AMAFOTO Y'IGITUBA-IFOTO
> Y'ICYANA GITEYE AMABENGEZA...":
>
> Bagenzi banjye, sinje kuvuga kuri icyo cyana,nzakivugaho ubutaha.
> Ahubwo nimuntabare, mfite ikibazo maranye igihe, giteye gitya: Kabisa
> ndaswera aga "tour" kamwe, sedata wanjye igahita yisinzirira, nkishaka
> nkibura, hagashira nk'isaha cg se 2, umwana w'umukobwa akaba yigendeye
> cg se yarakaye, najye nkumva mfite ipfunwe. mungire inama, dore e-m:
> hirwa.peter@yahoo.fr mbashimiye inkunga mugiye kuntera. Hirwa

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Ubu bwiru butuma urubyiruko rutavumbura imiterere n'imikoreshereze y'ibitsina mu buryo bukwiye maze hagira umukuru ushaka "kumwigisha" akabyemera kuko aba atazi ingaruka zaturukamo. Ku ruhare rwacu twiyemeje kugira icyo tubikoraho, tuvuga iby'igitsina tutarya iminwa kuko "isoni zirisha uburozi".

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Ubu bwiru butuma urubyiruko rutavumbura imiterere n'imikoreshereze y'ibitsina mu buryo bukwiye maze hagira umukuru ushaka "kumwigisha" akabyemera kuko aba atazi ingaruka zaturukamo. Ku ruhare rwacu twiyemeje kugira icyo tubikoraho, tuvuga iby'igitsina tutarya iminwa kuko "isoni zirisha uburozi".

Intego ya site www.igituba.org yabaye iyo guhugura urubyiruko mu rwego rw'ibirebana n'igitsina. Ni muri urwo rwego dusohoye iki gitabo kugira ngo tubiganireho kuko ari ibintu tubana na byo mu buzima bwa buri munsi kandi kumenya kubikoresha bikaba byatabara ingo ndetse n'ubuzima kuko indwara z'ibitsina zikomeje kwivugana abatari bake.

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Imboro

Komera. Ni Bangambiki
Mu muco imboro nini ni ingenzi kandi ni ikimenyetso cy'ubugabo
inoroshya kandi guswera abagore bamwe barazikunda abandi bakazitinya
kuko zibagera "kure" bakababara. Utayifite ariko si impera z'isi hari
uburyo bwo guswera budasaba imboro ndende. Ikindi urukundo ni urwa 1.
Iyo wishyizemo ko ufite imboro nto bituma wigaya
http://kunyazaumugore.blogspot.com

Bangambiki vs Blondes

-How does a #blonde kill a fish
A.she drowns it!
-Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall
A.To see what was on the other side
-What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A.Nothing, they
have never met!
-What do u call a blonde with a brain cells?
A.Pregnant
-What's the differance between blondes and traffic signs?
A.Some traffic signs say STOP
#bangambiki,#blondes,#jokes
http://bangjokes.blogspot.com

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Guswera "Akana" vs Agakingirizo

Igitekerezo cy'umusomyi

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:39:52 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on Guswera "Akana".
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Guswera "Akana"":

Nonese ubwo wamusweye gutyo gusa nta gakingirizo nimyaka yose yari
amaze akwima? OK igitendo cyararangiye, uzamufate mujye kwipimisha,
kandi uzamubaze ikintu cyari cyamubayeho kugirango ashyukwe gutyo,
hanyuma uzamuhamagare hakiri kare umuswere cyane mubihage. muragaswera
rero kandi munaswerwe, muryoherwe.

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at August 10, 2009 3:39 AM


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GUSWERA-PARADIZO YA MUNGU

Igitekerezo cy'inshuti ya http://www.igituba.org

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:46:04 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on POSITIONS ZO GUSWERA-Nta kwibeshya!.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "POSITIONS ZO GUSWERA-Nta
kwibeshya!":

Mwarakoze kutuzanira uru rubuga rukundwa cyane n'abantu bakunda
igituba. Erega burya igituba nicyo gihatse byose n'ubwo abagabo
twiratana izi mboro zacu. Uziko njya nsanga "gushyira imboro mu
gituba " ariyo paradizo yo kuri iyi si ya Mungu.
Abakunzi b'igituba mwidagadure.

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at August 12, 2009 10:46 PM


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GUSWERA INDAYI-IGITEKEREZO

Igitekerezo cy'umusomyi wa http://www.igituba.org

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:00:13 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on GUSWERA INDAYI.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "GUSWERA INDAYI":

Nivyo hari abagabo nzi bugaye urudandazwa cangwa bishwe n`indayi; ariko
byose biva kungene ubishize mo ubwenge. Bakunzi b`igituba; amategeko
aremeza ko umugore mwashakanye akwimye igituba umwirukana; ariko kubwo
abana muba mutegerezwa kurera cangwa kuko muba mukundana ariko
akakubwira ko adashaka ko umukubagura woronderera ahandi igituba; jye
mbona atakundi umuntu yogira atari ukurondera indayi.Ariko vyari
bikwiye ko reta yemera ko ari akazi kugira ibone gukingira abawukora n`
aba clients babo.Kwikinisha biragatsindwa; kwiyumvira ko umugore
utabona ariko araguha hari imyaka bitaba bigikunda; sinzi nk`
ababitanguye mubwana . Mukomere mugabe indayi ntizibahonye

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at August 12, 2009 3:00 AM


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Irinde Guswera Umuyaya

Inkuru y'umusomyi

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:10:16 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on KUKI ABAGABO BASWERA ABAYAYA.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "KUKI ABAGABO BASWERA
ABAYAYA":

Murambwirira abarundi nabo, harimwo abagore cangwa abagabo babigenza
gutyo, uzi ko umuyaya atabanga, ahita ayagira abakozi bandi ko shebuja
yamusavye igituba , abakozi bakabiyagira ba shebuja. Umuji wose
ukamenya ko uri umugabo w' ikigoryi , ukarusha kwikakamisha naho
uneganega aho waneguwe.Ja mubaca kure abayaya.Ngo hari n' abagore
bafata abakozi b' abahungu kunguvu iyo bapfakaye bakiri bato bafise
ingeso yo guswerana.Bangwe ni ibanga ngo NUWASWEREYE NYIONA MURUTARA
YARAMENYEKANYE

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at August 14, 2009 3:10 AM


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Guswera Umuyaya-Ingaruka

Commentaire y'umusomyi wacu

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:10:16 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on KUKI ABAGABO BASWERA ABAYAYA.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "KUKI ABAGABO BASWERA
ABAYAYA":

Murambwirira abarundi nabo, harimwo abagore cangwa abagabo babigenza
gutyo, uzi ko umuyaya atabanga, ahita ayagira abakozi bandi ko shebuja
yamusavye igituba , abakozi bakabiyagira ba shebuja. Umuji wose
ukamenya ko uri umugabo w' ikigoryi , ukarusha kwikakamisha naho
uneganega aho waneguwe.Ja mubaca kure abayaya.Ngo hari n' abagore
bafata abakozi b' abahungu kunguvu iyo bapfakaye bakiri bato bafise
ingeso yo guswerana.Bangwe ni ibanga ngo NUWASWEREYE NYIONA MURUTARA
YARAMENYEKANYE

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at August 14, 2009 3:10 AM


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Bangambiki Funny Jokes

MEN-opause
MEN-strual pain
MEN-tal illness
GUY-necologist
HIS-terectomy
...women's problems start with men
#bangambiki,#love,#jokes

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Sakwe Sakwe

Ishenyi isenya urw'undi ihora mu myugariro-umusambane
Rukara iracumita Rutare yanga-Inda mu musatsi
Nambutse umusate wasatuwe n'imana
Kubita Rukara irasenya inzu-Imboro mu IGITUBA

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Imigenurano y'Imboro, Igituba no Guswera

1.Utara imishyukwe asoma http://www.igituba.org
2.Umugore si imishino kuko itubaka urugo
3.Ugucumise ingufi ntaba akwimye indende
4.Tega amaboro ngo urabona amatuba
5.Nshimwe nshimwe y'umukobwa yamukoboye injuma

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Guswera "Akana"

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:23:13 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on AMAFOT Y'IGITUBA N'IBITUBA
N'ABAKOBWA BEZA BAMBAYE....
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "AMAFOT Y'IGITUBA
N'IBITUBA N'ABAKOBWA BEZA BAMBAYE...":

Reka mbatere story rero;hari akana tumaranye imyaka itatu karanyimye
neza neza!!!Ntako nari narakagize karanze neza pe!!!Ariko byose
karabinyemereraga ndavuga utunwa nanagatouchaga ahantu hashoboka ndetse
no mu gituba iriko nagira nta nkajya kuyisesekamo kagashigukira hejuru
kakayifata neza nkumva ndapfuye!!Ejo bundi rero karaje turagara twicaye
ngiye kubona mbona gatangiye kundyamaho noneho gatangira kunyikubaho
kantsiritaho amabere ubwo najye mba ndahindukiye nkikiyereza neza
turakoberana dutangira gusomana arinako kahira kanarushaho kwahagira
byahatari gusa sinzi icyari kibiteye kuko ibyo ntibyari
bisanzwe !!!Nakavugisha wapi kuvuga bikanga kakarushaho kunyizingira
ari nako kankora ku mboro noneho nanjye numva imboro ibaye igiti neza
neza...ubwo jye nguma nicaye ndahagarutsa amaguru yanjye ndayabumba
ariko nsa nugarama ku buryo imboro yari ishinze hejuru nyine nk'igiti
ubwo akana ikariso kaba karamanuye kwa rimwe iba iguye hasi gasigarana
ijipo ya sabagira ya nylon !!Twese twashize sinamenye ukuntu nagakuruye
kagihaze nyine amaguru yanjye ahinnye yegeranye ayako atandara kumwe
iburyo ukundi ibumoso bwayanjye ubwo kaba gahagaritse neza imboro
yanjye ayicomeka mu gituba buhoro buhoro kamanuka ari na ko kahagira mu
gihe ntankiye gusokamo nzamura mba numva kwa rimwe gahise kamanuga gasa
nakanyicara ku bibero imboro iba inyereyemo yose yose uko yakaba
yuuuuh!! oh lalal !!ahhh !!mbega !!nta kintu kiryoha kwisi nko
kuyinjizamo ohhh!!yewe we ndumva ntashobora gukomeza .Eh eh kujya kumva
ukumva imwirukimo igenda inyerera mu binyama bishyushyeeeeeeeee!!ye
weee!!ubwonhise mera nkushinyiriza kubera kuryoherwa cyane ,gusoka soka
biba birananiye kubera gucibwa intege n'uburyohe mba ntangiye kuzunguza
akabuno ku nteba impande zose ari nago ako gakobwa kizunguza n'imboro
yanjye ariko imwiviringitamoooo!! yewe wee!! yuh !ngiye kumva numva
ndatigise cyane umubiri wose ubwo mba nyujije amaboko yanjye mu maha ye
ngafata mu ntugu nkuteruye umwana n'imbaraga nyinshi nkikandiraho cyane
manura ubwo imboro numvaga ahari yamugeze nko mu nda;icyakurikiyeho
rero imboro yatangiye kwitera yo ubwayo ;yitera yo yonyine nyine
ngirango igiye kumvaho ikitera yishika bya hatari nka kwakundi iyo
ucakiye nk'agahene ku kaguru kagatangira kukwika katera akaguru!!Eh eh
mba numva noneho birangiye nyine!Nagiye kumva numva ndamufashe
ndamukomeje cyane ngiye kumva numva noneho imboro irazirekuye zimyasa
byahatari mba numva mu gituba harushizeho kushyuha no korohaaa tumara
nk'umunota hose nta numwe uvuga no guhagura byatunaniye! ubwo bwari
bumaze kumara kwira cyane yarahagurutse ahita ataha yihuta
atanamvugishije n'ijambo na rimwe!!Najye narahagurutse n'imboro numva
yabaye nk'akagozi ariga numva imeze nkiri kujojoba amasohoro mpita
ninjiza intebe mu nzu njya kuryama.nabaye nkigera ku
buriringirambararaho sinamenye uko nasinziriyee! Mu kitondo reo mbatere
story nabaye nkibyuka mu ma sa tatu n'igice gutyo mba nibutse ko ka
kana karaye gasize ikariso kw'ibaraza !!!!oh oh!!!Uburyo nayihakuye byo
ntabyo mbabwiye kusa muntu wese ufite imboro waba warasweye waba
utaraswera ubaha ikituba kuko igituba ni igituba kandi igituba
kiraryoha cyane!!!!Sha mbisubiyemo igituba ni igituba ,igitugba ni
akamashini.............igituba kweri!!!Gusesemo igenda inyerera yinjira
ahantu hashyushye kandi horohereye n'ukuvuga h'urubobere nyine!!! Sha
igituba!!!!yewee!

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at July 24, 2009 9:23 PM


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Chantal Atanga Igituba

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:18:55 -0800 (PST)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on KUNYAZA:GUSWERA UMUGORE AKANYARA..
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "KUNYAZA:GUSWERA UMUGORE
AKANYARA.":

uko nasweye umukobwa mugihe gito tumenyanye

Bakunzi b'igituba, umukobwa witwa Chantal yampaye igituba mugito
tumenyanye ku buryo mubuzima bwanjye ntashobora kwibagirwa uwo
munyabuntu!! Twari kuri stade amahoro tureba umupira wa Rayon Sport,
twicaye vraiment namutinye ntawuvugisha undi.uko bacenze nkabona
aritera hejuru anshinga urwara, nza kumenya ko dufana ikipe imwe(Rayo)
ubwo iba iraduhuje da! Ku mutima nti amaherezo uzampa ku muhore!! Byaje
kurangira dutsinze bibiri ku busa bwa Mukura Dufata i modoka ya ville.
yatahaga kimisagara nyje ntaha Gikondo. namusabye ko twagerana i
gikondo ngafata ikoti kuko hari umusore nagombaga kwambarira kimisagara
mubwira ko tugarukana aremera. Twagezeyo mfata ikoti ngiye gusohoka
nihagararaho nti nsigira akamenyetso gato k'urukundo(kiss)yayitanze nta
kuzuzaza ariko iza kumukoraho kuko nashize ubwoba nzamura muni jupe
yari yambaye manura collant na gakariso nkora mugituba numva aramfashe
cyane yitsa n'umutima. najombyemo urutoki nka karindwi ubwo umugezi uba
uratembye. Nahiye muterura ngo nkumvishe akanyenga mpita njyana
kuburiri. nkuramo byose ubundi kubera ukuntu yasaga kandi
yiyubashye(yigaga KHI)sinigeze nibuka na condom. Naramusweye aranyara
karahava mbona ko bibangamye ku buriri twicara hasi. Naramunyaje
kuburyo mvuye mubukwe kuwundi munsi nasanze ikiziba kikiretse ngomba
gukoropa!!!!!!!!!! mugihe gito twamaranye namusweye amaturu ane duhita
twambukana mugeza hafi y'urugo nanjye njya mubukwe. Iminsi ikurikiyeho
yaransuye tumarana iminsi itanu nkajya kukazi ngasiga aryamye nkaza
ngasanga igituba cy'umwari utagira uko asa kirantegereje ngahita
nswera. ndihuse iyi nkuru ni ndende nzayibagezaho ku buryo burambuye
ubutaha

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at January 28, 2009 4:18 AM


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Fwd: Guswera-Uko Nasweye Consa

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From: HABYARIMANA BANGAMBIKI <bangambiki@igituba.org>
Date: Fri, 7 Aug 2009 11:05:27 +0200
Subject: Guswera-Uko Nasweye Consa
To: bangambiki.ishuriryo@blogger.com, hbangf.amafoto1@blogger.com,
hbangf.nguhangare@blogger.com

Inkuru y'umusomyi w' http://www.igituba.org
par bangambiki

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From: Anonymous <noreply-comment@blogger.com>
Date: Thu, 6 Aug 2009 03:22:18 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] New comment on UKO NASWEYE UMUPLANTO-GAKURU.
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "UKO NASWEYE
UMUPLANTO-GAKURU":

Komera kwibanga wakabyara,jye nasweye umwana wo mukibano witwa konsa
yaba kwa nyirabo mu gipangu nahoramba mwo, musaba ngo azaze
kunsura.Umusi umwe mbona samunani arasesetse.Hari udukobwa twamaze
kumva imboro iyo zatuvugisha ubona ko ata bwoba tugiram tugahita
tugukora kumboro canke tukagusoma, ka konsa kumva munsi gusa nk`
igufuri kiga muwindwi amashure yari yakagoye, kajye kundamutsa rero,
ndakagobera ngo kinjire mucumba tuganire kabanza kubanza nimba
ngikijijwe, nti koko ntakibazo.Karemera karinjira kicara
kugitanda.Ntangura kugakaressa kumaguru ndaduga kubibero, ninjiza
ukuboko mwijipo mbona karemeye, ndakaryamika kugitanda,ndagasoma
kumunwa karasokora ururimi ndarzonka 5 min, ndakanyunyuza amabere
ndagasomagura mwijosi no ku matwi, imboro yari yabaye igiti iraba kuri
sasita.nkoze mugituba numva amazi, ndagakura ikariso, gafata imboro
kayisobeka mugituba kagaramye ngo sindakababaze.Ndagacumita nka 15 min,
karaniha karataka, mamaaa, hhhn hhn, eehm , mmma, karangije kabiri
nanje mba ndarangije.Munyuma bahavye bakirukana kuko umugabo wa nyirabo
yari yagasavye m nyinabo arabimenya.Sinzi ivyako ubu ngira karongowe
mucaro.Sinjye wahahera, hahera abagabo benda abo bahaye indaro

Posted by Anonymous to IGITUBA at August 6, 2009 3:22 AM


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Urwenya-Igituba Kiraryoha latoute

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From: BANGAMBIKI <hbangf@yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, 29 May 2009 06:15:49 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [IGITUBA] Urwenya-Igituba Kiraryoha
To: bangambiki@igituba.org

Igiparu cya LATOUTE

agaparu! hambere ah numvise umusinzi aririmba ngo: igituba kiraryoha
mama we, kishe u mugabo mu nzuuu, kubera uburyohe bwacyo mama we,
kiragahorana amazi!!!

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Mahoro ku IGITUBA

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: HABYARIMANA BANGAMBIKI <bangambiki@igituba.org>
Date: Mon, 4 May 2009 23:18:02 +0200
Subject: Re: ntabara
To: Mahoro Peace <mahoropeace1@yahoo.com>

Nuko warakoze gira amahoro

2009/5/3, Mahoro Peace <mahoropeace1@yahoo.com>:
> mwarakoze kungira inama. namutwaye kwa muganga bamuha imiti ubu ni muzima
> nta kibazo urukundo rwarakomeje nta bwoba bwaba ubwo ari bwo bwose. Imana
> ihore ibarinze
>
> --- On Sat, 5/2/09, HABYARIMANA BANGAMBIKI <bangambiki@igituba.org> wrote:
>
> From: HABYARIMANA BANGAMBIKI <bangambiki@igituba.org>
> Subject: Re: ntabara
> To: "Mahoro Peace" <mahoropeace1@yahoo.com>
> Date: Saturday, May 2, 2009, 4:57 PM
>
> kabisa
>
> 2009/4/28, Mahoro Peace <mahoropeace1@yahoo.com>:
>> murakoze kugisubizo n'inama zanyu mwashoboye kumpa ndumva ngiye kuzishyira
>> mubikorwa atazanca mu myanya y'intoki tuzize kugira isoni.
>>
>> --- On Mon, 4/27/09, HABYARIMANA BANGAMBIKI <bangambiki@igituba.org>
>> wrote:
>>
>> From: HABYARIMANA BANGAMBIKI <bangambiki@igituba.org>
>> Subject: Re: ntabara
>> To: "Mahoro Peace" <mahoropeace1@yahoo.com>
>> Date: Monday, April 27, 2009, 8:28 PM
>>
>> Komera Mahoro Peace kandi gira amahoro maze rero uwo mukobwa ashobora
>> kuba yarakomeretse kuko iyo akiri vierge hari akantu kitwa hymen kaba
>> ku mwinjiriro w'igituba gatanyuka. Uvuga ko utamubabaje ariko mu
>> buryohe ushobora kuba warasukumye cyane... si byiza rero kwibera
>> muganga uzashake umuganga w'ibibazo by'ababyeyi rwose mushire isoni
>> mubivuge kuko urukundo rwihanganira byose hari ubwo atari n'ikibazo
>> gikomeye  ahubwo kubyicarana niryo kosa komera kandi uburyo witanga
>> kuri site igituba.org
>>
>> 2009/4/24, Mahoro Peace <mahoropeace1@yahoo.com>:
>>> mumbabarire mumbwire iki kibazo cherie wange afite kandi
>>> kirampangayikishije nukuri.naramusabye arampa ndarongora cyokora yari
>>> vierge. nagerageje gukora gake ngo atababara cyane kuko numvaga
>>> mugiriye nimpuhwe kubera ukuntu mukunda. yaravye ariko si cyane. none
>>> kuva twabikora hashinze nkibyumweru bitatu. ariko hari igihe aba yicaye
>>> akumva aratose kandi hakazamo n'amaraso ariko ntababara usibye icyo
>>> kibazo cyaje nyuma yuko ampaye. none banyu muzi ibyabakobwa ibyo niki
>>> ko nawe bimuteye ubwoba. ikindi kandi ntitwakoreye aho twari
>>> twashyizeho agakingirizo. kandi nyuma y'iminsi nk'itanu yahise ajya mu
>>> mihango.
>>>
>>> nimumfashe rwose cherie wange arababaye. ubu se azareke
>>> kongera gusura abandi kubera kugira ubwoba ko biri bumutungure bikaza
>>> ku ijipo cg ipantalo bitewe nicyo yambaye uwo munsi? ubu se age ahora
>>> yambaye cotex 30/30 jours? niba hari imiti banywa bigakira mumbwire.
>>> cyangwa niba hari ukundi byakira nyamuneka nimuntabare.
>>>
>>> uwamfasha yanyandikira kuri mahoropeace1@yahoo.com.
>>> murakoze nkunda inama zanyu
>>>
>>>
>>>
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Inama ku Guswera

Ikiganiro na Misigaro
ibindi biganiro hano
http://abasomyiigituba.blogspot.com

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: HABYARIMANA BANGAMBIKI <bangambiki@igituba.org>
Date: Sat, 8 Aug 2009 14:20:49 +0200
Subject: Re: GUSHIMA
To: MIsigaro Sam <sammisigaro09@yahoo.co.uk>

Jya wirinda kuyimariramo kandi wibande ku kunyaza. Ikindi kuri turu ya
1 abagabo benshi basohora vuba, ushobora gusohora vuba bwa mbere
ukongera ugashyukwa ukamuhaza witonze
http://kunyazaumugore.blogspot.com
http://igitubaproject.blogspot.com

2009/8/8, MIsigaro Sam <sammisigaro09@yahoo.co.uk>:
> Ndashima kubijyanye nisomo wampaye ryokunyaza hakaza ifuro ahokuza
> amavangingo wambwiye kujya mpindura position none ubu nisawa none ikindi
> mbabaza, ni  uko ndangiza vuba umugore atarashira ipfa biterwa niki.
> murakoze.
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Guhuza Igitsina Bwa Mbere-Ku Bahungu

Abahungu benshi bagira akantu ko kwihagararaho ku buryo niyo bagiye gukora imibonano mpuza bitsina ku nshuro ya mbere baba bameze nkaho babikoze mbere. Ariko burya baba bafite ubwoba bwa hatari.

Ibibazo Abahungu Bakunze kwibaza

Ese ndibubikunde?
Ese ndibushimishe mugenzi wange?
Ese niwe koko tugomba gukorana imibonano mpuza bitsina?
Ese ndibuze kuyihagurutsa? Ese ndabishobora ntanseka

Ibi ni ibibazo abahungu benshi bibaza mbere yo gukora imibonano mpuza bitsina. Muby’ ukuri rero inshuro ya mbere ntabwo igenda uko umuntu aba yabitekereje, abahungu benshi bemeza ko umuhungu arangiza vuba cyane kandi ibintu bidakozwe neza.

KWITEGURA

Icyintu cya mbere ugomba gutekerezaho ni umuntu mugiye gukorana imibonano mpuza bitsina. Uwo muntu agomba kuba agukunda kandi nawe umukunda, kugirango ibintu biramutse bigenze nabi mufashanye nta soni cyangwa kwitana bamwana. Abahungu benshi bahubukira mu mibonano mpuza bitsina batarabyitegura kubera inshuti zabo ziba zarabikoze kandi zikabaseka ngo ntibarabikora,. Ibyo ntacyo bivuze na gato! Ntawuzi igihe agomba gutegereza. Icyo ugomba kw’itaho nuko utazicuza impamvu wabikoze nyuma yaho.

Dore ibibazo bimwe na bimwe wakwibaza:

-Mugenzi wange mufitiye ikizere?
-Ese dushobora kumarana igihe kirekire?
-Hari umuntu cyangwa ikintu birimo gutuma mpubuka?

Ikindi kandi, uramutse wumvishe utabishaka cyangwa utarabyitegura neza, nta mpanvu yo guhubuka, wategereza. Kandi na mugenzi wawe ari umuntu ugukunda yabyumva akagufasha kugirango witegure.

INAMA

Kuganira ni kimwe mu bintu bituma imibonano mpuza bitsina igenda neza, mwabiganira mbere yo kubikora na nyuma kugirango mubwirane ibyagenze neza n’ibitagenze neza. Iyo mubivuganye mujya kubikora mwese mubyiteguye.

Ushobora guhagarika imibonano igihe cyose ushakiye, mwaba mwatangiye cyangwa mutaratangira, ntakibazo, upfa kuba wumva udashaka gukomeza, si ngombwa gukora ibintu kuberako bishimisha mugenzi wawe kandi wowe bitagushimisha.

Niba ugize ibibazo igitsina cyawe kikanga guhaguruka (gushyukwa) ntago biba bigoranye cyane kuko ni ibintu bishobora kubaho ku nshuro za mbere. Icyo wakora ni ukutabitekerezaho cyane ngo wumve ko isi yahagaze, kuko kubitekereza muri ubwo buryo byatuma ukomeza kunanirwa gushyukwa. Ahubwo wakwitonda ukongera ukagerageza hashize akanya cyangwa se ku munsi ukurikira. Niba mugenzi wawe mwumvikana ntakibazo yagutera, ahubwo ashobora kubigufashamo mu buryo butandukanye...

Ikintu gikomeye tugomba kwibuka ni ukwirinda, tugakoresha agakingirizo kuko idwara nka sida n’ibibazo bishobora guturuka mu mibonano mpuza bitsina ari nyinshi. Udukikingirizo tuboneka ahantu hose mu gihugu, haba mu ma kiosque cyangwa se muri za pharmacie.

Guhuza Igitsina Bwa Mbere-Ku Bahungu

Abahungu benshi bagira akantu ko kwihagararaho ku buryo niyo bagiye gukora imibonano mpuza bitsina ku nshuro ya mbere baba bameze nkaho babikoze mbere. Ariko burya baba bafite ubwoba bwa hatari.

Ibibazo Abahungu Bakunze kwibaza

Ese ndibubikunde?
Ese ndibushimishe mugenzi wange?
Ese niwe koko tugomba gukorana imibonano mpuza bitsina?
Ese ndibuze kuyihagurutsa? Ese ndabishobora ntanseka

Ibi ni ibibazo abahungu benshi bibaza mbere yo gukora imibonano mpuza bitsina. Muby’ ukuri rero inshuro ya mbere ntabwo igenda uko umuntu aba yabitekereje, abahungu benshi bemeza ko umuhungu arangiza vuba cyane kandi ibintu bidakozwe neza.

KWITEGURA

Icyintu cya mbere ugomba gutekerezaho ni umuntu mugiye gukorana imibonano mpuza bitsina. Uwo muntu agomba kuba agukunda kandi nawe umukunda, kugirango ibintu biramutse bigenze nabi mufashanye nta soni cyangwa kwitana bamwana. Abahungu benshi bahubukira mu mibonano mpuza bitsina batarabyitegura kubera inshuti zabo ziba zarabikoze kandi zikabaseka ngo ntibarabikora,. Ibyo ntacyo bivuze na gato! Ntawuzi igihe agomba gutegereza. Icyo ugomba kw’itaho nuko utazicuza impamvu wabikoze nyuma yaho.

Dore ibibazo bimwe na bimwe wakwibaza:

-Mugenzi wange mufitiye ikizere?
-Ese dushobora kumarana igihe kirekire?
-Hari umuntu cyangwa ikintu birimo gutuma mpubuka?

Ikindi kandi, uramutse wumvishe utabishaka cyangwa utarabyitegura neza, nta mpanvu yo guhubuka, wategereza. Kandi na mugenzi wawe ari umuntu ugukunda yabyumva akagufasha kugirango witegure.

INAMA

Kuganira ni kimwe mu bintu bituma imibonano mpuza bitsina igenda neza, mwabiganira mbere yo kubikora na nyuma kugirango mubwirane ibyagenze neza n’ibitagenze neza. Iyo mubivuganye mujya kubikora mwese mubyiteguye.

Ushobora guhagarika imibonano igihe cyose ushakiye, mwaba mwatangiye cyangwa mutaratangira, ntakibazo, upfa kuba wumva udashaka gukomeza, si ngombwa gukora ibintu kuberako bishimisha mugenzi wawe kandi wowe bitagushimisha.

Niba ugize ibibazo igitsina cyawe kikanga guhaguruka (gushyukwa) ntago biba bigoranye cyane kuko ni ibintu bishobora kubaho ku nshuro za mbere. Icyo wakora ni ukutabitekerezaho cyane ngo wumve ko isi yahagaze, kuko kubitekereza muri ubwo buryo byatuma ukomeza kunanirwa gushyukwa. Ahubwo wakwitonda ukongera ukagerageza hashize akanya cyangwa se ku munsi ukurikira. Niba mugenzi wawe mwumvikana ntakibazo yagutera, ahubwo ashobora kubigufashamo mu buryo butandukanye...

Ikintu gikomeye tugomba kwibuka ni ukwirinda, tugakoresha agakingirizo kuko idwara nka sida n’ibibazo bishobora guturuka mu mibonano mpuza bitsina ari nyinshi. Udukikingirizo tuboneka ahantu hose mu gihugu, haba mu ma kiosque cyangwa se muri za pharmacie.

Guhuza Igitsina Bwa Mbere-Ku Bakobwa

Abakobwa benshi baba bafite ubwoba ku nshuro ya mbere y'imibonano mpuza bitsina.

Ese ndabikunda?
ese ndibubabare?
ese ndibushimishe inshuti yange?
ese iyi nshuti niyo nyayo?

Ibyo ni bimwe mu bibazo abakobwa bibaza mbere yo gukora imibonano mpuza bitsina ku nshuro ya mbere. Mu byukuri rero inshuro za mbere ntabwo zibukwa neza mu buzima... abakobwa benshi bemezako inshuro za mbere ziryana ho gatoya, ko ziba zidashimishije cyane, iyo rero umaze kumenyera nibwo utangira kumva no kumenya neza ibyiza by’ imibonano mpuza bitsina.

Kwitegura guhuza Igitsina ubwa mbere

Icya mbere ugomba gutekerezaho ni umuntu muri kumwe. Iyo nshuti muba mugiye gukorana imibonano ugomba kuba uyikunda nayo igukunda bihagije. Abakobwa benshi bahubukira mu mibonano mpuza bitsina bataritegura neza kubera ko inshuti zabo zibirukansa cyane cyangwa hari ibyo zibemereye nk'amafaranga n'ibindi. Niba umuhungu adashobora gutegereza igihe wunva uri witeguye kugirango mubikore mureke ntacyo aba akumariye... Nta mpamvu yo kubikora nyuma ukicuza.

Dore bimwe mu bibazo ushobora kwibaza:

-Uyu mushuti wange mufitiye ikizere?
-Ubu se nyuma yaho tuzagumana cyangwa azigendera?
-Aho sinaba nihuse

Burya niwumva utabyiyumvamo uzabyihorere. Singombwa kuryamana n'umuntu uba ari bubyuke yivuga ibigwi mu nshuti ze...kandi wowe nta nyungu ubifitemo usibye kugutesha icyubahiro kandi abasore nk'abo baragwiriye

Ikintu gikomeye ugomba kumenya nuko ugomba kwirinda ingaruka wavana mu guhuza igitsina n'undi muntu. Waba wirinda gusama cyangwa wirinda indwara zituruka ku mibonano mpuza bitsina ugomba kwirinda bihagije. Ugomba gukoresha agakingirizo uko byagenda kose.

Hari abasore rero badakunze gukoresha udukingirizo, bakagusobanurira muri aya magambo:
-Wapi wana capote ituma ntashyukwa neza...
-Capote ni feke ituma umuntu atumva uburyohe....
-Ewana aho nagiye kuzigura nasanze zashize...

Ntibakakubeshye, udukingirizo tugurishwa ahantu henshi haba mu ma boutique cyangwa muri za pharmacie, nawe ushobora kukigurira ntakibazo.

Bakobwa rero nababwira iki nimwitonde mubyirukane umuco n’ubwitonzi nyarwanda.

Guhuza Igitsina Bwa Mbere-Ku Bakobwa

Abakobwa benshi baba bafite ubwoba ku nshuro ya mbere y'imibonano mpuza bitsina.

Ese ndabikunda?
ese ndibubabare?
ese ndibushimishe inshuti yange?
ese iyi nshuti niyo nyayo?

Ibyo ni bimwe mu bibazo abakobwa bibaza mbere yo gukora imibonano mpuza bitsina ku nshuro ya mbere. Mu byukuri rero inshuro za mbere ntabwo zibukwa neza mu buzima... abakobwa benshi bemezako inshuro za mbere ziryana ho gatoya, ko ziba zidashimishije cyane, iyo rero umaze kumenyera nibwo utangira kumva no kumenya neza ibyiza by’ imibonano mpuza bitsina.

Kwitegura guhuza Igitsina ubwa mbere

Icya mbere ugomba gutekerezaho ni umuntu muri kumwe. Iyo nshuti muba mugiye gukorana imibonano ugomba kuba uyikunda nayo igukunda bihagije. Abakobwa benshi bahubukira mu mibonano mpuza bitsina bataritegura neza kubera ko inshuti zabo zibirukansa cyane cyangwa hari ibyo zibemereye nk'amafaranga n'ibindi. Niba umuhungu adashobora gutegereza igihe wunva uri witeguye kugirango mubikore mureke ntacyo aba akumariye... Nta mpamvu yo kubikora nyuma ukicuza.

Dore bimwe mu bibazo ushobora kwibaza:

-Uyu mushuti wange mufitiye ikizere?
-Ubu se nyuma yaho tuzagumana cyangwa azigendera?
-Aho sinaba nihuse

Burya niwumva utabyiyumvamo uzabyihorere. Singombwa kuryamana n'umuntu uba ari bubyuke yivuga ibigwi mu nshuti ze...kandi wowe nta nyungu ubifitemo usibye kugutesha icyubahiro kandi abasore nk'abo baragwiriye

Ikintu gikomeye ugomba kumenya nuko ugomba kwirinda ingaruka wavana mu guhuza igitsina n'undi muntu. Waba wirinda gusama cyangwa wirinda indwara zituruka ku mibonano mpuza bitsina ugomba kwirinda bihagije. Ugomba gukoresha agakingirizo uko byagenda kose.

Hari abasore rero badakunze gukoresha udukingirizo, bakagusobanurira muri aya magambo:
-Wapi wana capote ituma ntashyukwa neza...
-Capote ni feke ituma umuntu atumva uburyohe....
-Ewana aho nagiye kuzigura nasanze zashize...

Ntibakakubeshye, udukingirizo tugurishwa ahantu henshi haba mu ma boutique cyangwa muri za pharmacie, nawe ushobora kukigurira ntakibazo.

Bakobwa rero nababwira iki nimwitonde mubyirukane umuco n’ubwitonzi nyarwanda.